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  1. #501
    She was from 2nd Avenue in New York. His father was a big Symon and Garfunkel fan.

    Now tie it all together!

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    And this is why medical marijuana should be outlawed lol

  3. #503
    You can answer either or both.
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    What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?

    They're exciting and fun, especially when you put your fingers in it?

    * I dare you!
    Last edited by Avros; December 15th, 2017 at 04:05 AM.

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    GREAT NEWS!!!

    His Excellency, the Enlightened Guide of Our Mighty Nation, Comrade CHANCELLOR OLENKOV (God Bless Him), delighted by my loyalty and patriotism promoted me!

    With a solemn ceremony in the capital of the Republic of Brezlovia, Vostograd, this evening I was promoted to the rank of FIELD MARSHAL!

    In the picture below you can see the new shoulder boards of my parade uniform!



    I got a BIG raise as well.

    My previous wage, as lieutenant general, was 3.5 millions Brezlovian dinars* per month.

    Starting from January I will be paid 7 millions Brezlovian dinars per month!!!

    *exchange rate
    1 US dollar = 83.000 Brezlovian dinars.


    And I received a fantastic gift!

    A Color TV!

    Only 5 persons in Brezlovia own one of these futuristic technological wonders.

    The Chancellor (God Bless Him), the Mother of Chancellor (God Bless Her), the Chief of Secret Service, the Minister of Propaganda... and me!



    And THIS ONE is my own elite-battalion of female bodyguards (18-25 years old).

    Last edited by docmikeb; December 16th, 2017 at 10:51 PM.

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    Avros... money

    Mike... alcohol

  6. #506
    Do you take Bitcoins?

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    Anytime

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    Notifications finally working again I see. . .

    Funny stuff!

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